Aaaarrrrgggghhhh! I am going to drive this car off of a cliff (and jump off at the last minute, of course!).

In other news, what does it say about your time-out technique when you tell your 19 month old she is going to be put in time-out and before you can even finish the sentence, she is pushing the chair over to the wall and climbing onto it with a great big smile?

In other other news, how smart are the marketing execs of the YMCA that they tell all the children in the Mother's Day Out program that swim lessons will be right after class is out, so that you are forced to pay more money for said lessons because no way will you make your child sit there while the other children are getting ready for and talking about swimming?